Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement

And as part of stop embarrassing yourself, here's a little tip to all those who love annoying the rest of us with terrible english. and its getting annoying to hear this. while it might seem "singaporean" or "slinglish", there's nothing cool about terrible english. NOTHING. so give me, and everyone else who tries to understand you a break and pronounce the words right. I can't promise I can give an adequate meaning to all of the words but I'm sure you can find the words online if you want.

p.s. Edinburgh? is the capital of Scotland.and Tijuana is in Mexico 


Zoology- zoo-or-lo-gy
Tijuana- tee-yo-wanna
Film - fill-umm not filum!
Et cetera - follow the word! not EX-cetera
Cavalry- care-vel-ry
athlete - its only two syllables!! its ATH- LETE not ATH-THE-LETE
Arctic - Arc- tic
Antarctic(this one i have to admit, is hard)- Ant- arc-tic (NOT! An-tarc-tic) 
Alzheimer's disease - All-zhy-mers
affidavit - affi-david
Rendezvous - Ron-dey-vou

facade - Fur-saad
awry(away from the expected; unexpected) - a-rye

epitome(like at a high level)- a-pit-ta-me

edinburgh- eh-din-bur-rah

ethereal(for those who don't know, this means heavenly) - a-thee-ree-al

meme- meem

haphazard - hap-hazard(doesnt get more duh than this people)

facetious(basically means not seriously) - fur-see-cious

hyperbole- hi-per-ba-lee

colonel- cur-nel

boolean(some form of math i think? i can't recall) - boo-lee-an(seriously, another duh)

disheveled(just means messy)- dis-share-velled(no, did u GO to pri sch???!!)

-Embarrassment by Madness-